Fuck appropriateness.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
