she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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