If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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