I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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