Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We are all done wearing pants today
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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