Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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