i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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