She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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