I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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