these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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