pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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