i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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