What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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