I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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