It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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