she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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