Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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