i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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