There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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