what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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