your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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