Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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