Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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