i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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