is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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