So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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