True but thats because hes a fetus.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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