at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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