How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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