Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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