Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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