From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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