what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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