are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
i think im in europe. pls send help
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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