I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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