u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Its about making memories worth repressing
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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