found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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