tell your sister to shave her snatch
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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