I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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