They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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