what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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