your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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