member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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