For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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