What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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