There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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