How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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