You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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