yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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