she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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