Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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