hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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