"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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