his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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