what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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