She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Gay?
German.
Pity.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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