he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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