I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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