Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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