Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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