Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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