is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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