Umm I'm too high to move.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
if only i could text you this smell
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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